Let’s go over the list:
ânº Two seemingly normal girls rooming together: Check.
ânº One immediately displays serious boundary issues: Check.
ânº Everyone is completely aware the girl is unhinged except the other roommate: Check.
ânº Scene where crazy pretends to be asleep then opens her eyes ominously: Check.
ânº Stalking scene in book stacks of library: Check.
ânº Shot of crazy through a gap in the rows of books: Check.
ânº Shower attack scene: Check.
ânº Single White Female puppy incident: No. Here, it’s a kitten.
ânº Watching while roommate sleeps/hair stroking: Check.
So there you have it. This movie is devoid of purpose. There isn’t even a semi-nude girly tickle fight for the teenage boys in the cheap seats. The guy next to me was playing Angry Birds on his iPhone… and I didn’t care.