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Movie Review: The Don’ts - Ladue News: Arts & Entertainment

Movie Review: The Don’ts

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Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013 12:00 pm

When I say don’t, I mean don’t. I wish there were a more emphatic way to write it: don’t, DON’T. These are the films I would avoid:

Movie 43

In the mish-mash of excrement and genitalia, you can search all you want but you won’t find a laugh.

Bullet to the Head

If Stallone wants to relive his glory days, he can do it in his basement with a slide projector and a six-pack of Bud Light like the rest of us.

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Seriously?

Parker

Never heard of it? There’s a reason for that.

Broken City

Try as they might, even Russell Crowe and Mark Wahlberg can’t save this hackneyed thriller.

A Haunted House

You might get a few laughs out of this spoof of the Paranormal Activity franchise…if you are between the ages of 14 and 18 and have recently been administered anesthesia.

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