I will be brief, mainly because you’ve already seen the movie or you will never set foot in the theater. Let’s see if I can do it in one sentence: In this fifth and (thankfully) final film, several extremely attractive, impassive and inarticulate 20-somethings--some of whom are vampires and some werewolves--must band together to fight an evil faction and save the life of a young child. There, done. Now, Robert Pattinson can break up with Kristen Stewart, and they can all go their merry way. It’s a 5.