The Baldwin Report
Unreliable and second hand gossip from around the world*
The Twilight hunk recently was spotted canoodling with a co-star despite the fact that he reportedly has a serious girlfriend. Lautner was spotted (and photographed) on the set of his new film, Tracers, kissing and whispering to his co-star Maria Avgeropoulos. Well, I, for one, have some questions: How on earth did Taylor Lautner get another acting job after Abduction? And furthermore…Oh wait, that was my only question.
Dolce & Gabbana
The A-list Italian fashion designers, who have dressed every celebrity from Madonna to Angelina Jolie, were found guilty last week of tax evasion, and an Italian court sentenced them to 20 months in prison. Reports are surfacing, however, that the pair will not serve any actual jail time. I know, I know. It seems unfair. Famous people should be treated like the rest of us; but in this case, it’s probably for the best. Just imagine what an orange jump suit would do to the fall line.
The new mother to a baby girl has been released from the hospital and is home with her bundle of joy. Insiders report that, like all new mothers, Kim is overwhelmed with all her new maternal duties. Let’s see...There’s selling the photo rights, coordinating paparazzi encounters, arranging for free designer baby clothes, ordering custom-made baby seats for the Bentleys, negotiating a multi-million-dollar deal with Weight Watchers, pitching a new reality show…what else? What else is she forgetting?
The pop sensation is featured on the cover Vogue magazine’s June issue, and gave quite the in-depth interview. Among the personal details the Fireworks singer revealed was the fact that British comedian Russell Brand ended their 14-month marriage via text message. I know what you’re thinking: tacky, rude, classless, disrespectful, immature. I guess you could look at it that way, but if you consider that fact that they exchanged wedding vows the same way, it kind of seems like a nice way to bookend the marriage.
*so don’t quote me.